'I don't do drugs. I am drugs'.
Salvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dalí i Domènech, Marquis of Dalí de Púbol, otherwise known as Salvador Dalí is now a moustachioed (best word ever) handpainted lobster wearing brooch and necklace.
Why not accessorise Salvador with a pair of lobster ear-rings for an extra splash of crustacean chic?!
Dimensions: He measures 9cm tall.
Please keep Dali safe in his original packaging, he may look bonkers and tough but he's very fragile. And his lobster has handpainted elements that need to be kept dry (which is ironic).