It's never too late to stop and ask yourself "am I living as God intended?" If you're not sure, a great way to get back on track is to model your behaviour after a creature that has been thriving for centuries. Swooping. Flapping. Fluttering. And, of course, eating moths. These are the most noble of life's pursuits.

This is a 2.5cm hard enamel pin in white/black, featuring a cool screaming bat and deluxe locking clasp. Comes packaged on a cute little card, which is sort of like a book with only one page.