Your new road rage soulmate has arrived. Introducing the “MOVE BITCH I’VE REALLY GOT TO SHIT” bumper sticker (or magnet!) featuring the most distressed chihuahua to ever operate a vehicle. Perfect for chaotic drivers, IBS girlies, and anyone who treats every green light like a Mario Kart boost.
 
Stick it to your bumper, slap it on your fridge, or gift it to your most unhinged friend.
Available as a weatherproof vinyl sticker.
 
• Size: 3” x 11.5”, easily visible at a glance
• Matte vinyl sticker with clean peel-off adhesive
• Durable magnet option holds at highway speeds
• UV-resistant, waterproof, and weatherproof
• Handmade by queer artists in Lafayette, Louisiana
• Designed by the gays, for everyone