Modern horrors abound, and yet we're all expected to just fall in line and never wear a pin that exposes our vulnerability to the metaphorical siege warfare of existence? Slings and arrows? Haha, yeah. I do suffer those. I suffer all the damn time.

This handsome enamel pin is made of metal with black nickel plating and measures about 3cm x 3cm. It features a deluxe locking clasp and comes packaged on a cute little card, for your safety and amusement.