Being complex and multidimensional is fine. Go ahead and enjoy the overlapping and intersecting layers and folds of your rich, infinitely-nuanced mental life. Not me. I have completed exploration of the manifold paths of my endlessly-diverging inner worlds. Today I will contain FUCK ALL. Maybe a sandwich. Maybe a sandwich and a fancy overpriced pastry, which I will appreciate on a purely superficial level.

This black-and-white vinyl sticker is backed with a permanent adhesive and should be durable enough for indoor and outdoor silliness.