Feast your eyes (and ears… and mustache) on the ultimate wearable art moment 🎭🎨
Surreal Self-Portrait Masquerade Masks
Pablo Picasso • Vincent van Gogh • Salvador Dalí
 
Why hang a masterpiece on a wall when you can be the masterpiece?
These handmade, full-face masquerade masks are inspired by the most iconic self-portraits in art history—reimagined in a surreal, cubist, campy, conversation-starting way.
 
Perfect for Halloween, masquerade balls, art parties, gallery openings, Burning Man vibes, surrealist events, or anytime you feel like serving museum realness.
 
Designed and made by Fab Hatters, a female, minority-owned small business in Los Angeles, proudly crafting wearable weirdness since 2013. ✨
 
Why You’ll Love It (and So Will the Algorithm 😉)
Handmade surreal art mask inspired by legendary modern artists
Lightweight, wearable, and comfy for all hair lengths & textures
Floating mask design – magically hovers in front of your face
Folds flat for travel – packs like a postcard, pops like a masterpiece
Statement costume piece – no full outfit required, instant icon
 
The Mask Magic (aka How This Works)
Each mask is crafted from custom-printed thermoplastic, carefully shaped while hot to create a subtle curve—so it’s not flat, even if photos play tricks on you (very on-brand for surrealism).
 
Hidden wiring on the back attaches the mask to a black headband, creating a “floating” effect. You can easily adjust how close or far it sits from your face for comfort, drama, or maximum mystique.
 
Choose Your Art Alter Ego
✨ Your purchase includes ONE mask in the style of your choice:
A. Pablo Picasso Mask
See through the pupils (cubism, but make it functional)
Production time: 3–8 business days
 
B. Vincent Van Gogh Mask
Vision through one eye and his left ear (because why not?)
Production time: 3–8 business days
 
C. Salvador Dalí Mask (Not pictured)
Extra surreal, extra iconic
Features his signature mustache made from styled, wired faux hair extensions
More labor-intensive and costs more (worth it for mustache supremacy)
Production time: 1–2 weeks
 
Important Fine Art Details
Mannequin shown is 85–90% life-size, so masks may appear larger in photos
Masks are intentionally bold & theatrical —because subtlety never changed art history
 
Whether you’re channeling tragic genius, cubist chaos, or surreal mustache energy, this mask turns any event into a living art exhibit.
 
🎭 Add to cart, strike a pose, and remember:
I mask, therefore I art.