🧅 ONION RING by STUDIOCULT 🧅
Yes, it’s jewelry. No, it’s not edible. Absolutely, it slaps.
 
Rapscallions, pranksters, and lovers of high-concept nonsense: rejoice. What began as an April Fool’s fever dream has fully caramelized into a Deliciously Real Object™. Introducing the ONION RING by STUDIOCULT—a wearable joke with layers (emotionally and metaphorically).
 
This iconic ring invites you to embrace a little stupidity in your everyday life and proudly enlist in the Allium Battalion. Is it a fried onion ring? Is it fine jewelry? Is it both? Mind your business.
 
Crafted from jewelry-grade stainless steel, this tarnish-free beauty is built to survive sweaty dance floors, chaotic nights out, and unhinged compliments from strangers. Sponsored spiritually by the Maillard reaction, this ring is crunchy in concept and smooth in execution.
 
✨ Details That Make It Extra Tasty ✨
Jewelry-grade stainless steel
Tarnish-free & built to last
Lightweight, comfy, and conversation-starting
Designed in NYC
100% joke, 0% calories
 
About STUDIOCULT
 
STUDIOCULT is a New York City–based brand creating jewelry and accessories inspired by crumbs of shared memories. Each piece tells a collective story—equal parts nostalgia, humor, and cultural chaos.
 
Founded by Brooklyn-based designer Yuliya Veligurskaya, STUDIOCULT is known for designing outside the jewelry box and turning the mundane into the iconic. These are pieces for people who get the joke—and are the joke.
 
🛍️ Fab Hatters is a US retailer of authentic STUDIOCULT jewelry and accessories.
Shop this cult-favorite Onion Ring and other STUDIOCULT pieces right here at FabHatters.com—no frying required.