People spend their entire lives searching for the key to the kingdom of heaven, but actually getting into heaven is a pretty minor sidequest and all you need is 70 trilobites. No more. No less.
Here is a ~9 cm embroidered patch in black and white with iron-on backing that's perfect for spreading the TRUTH.
"70 Trilobites" Patch - Arcane Bullshit - Weird Funny Absurdist Gifts
$10.95Price
