“Yeehaw, but make it produce.”
This blouse is what happens when a cowboy eats one too many salads and hallucinates a new identity as the sheriff of the Farmer’s Market. Featuring bold veggie/fruit realness (no iceberg lettuce here!), plus fringe accents so you can swish dramatically as you confront your enemies—or a rogue heirloom tomato.
 
The mother of pearl buttons whisper, “I’m classy,” while the chaotic print screams, “I once tried to bribe a horse with hummus.” It’s cropped just enough to say, “I respect the Western aesthetic,” but not enough to say, “I’ve ridden a horse in the past 10 years.”
 
It’s giving:
Slaw and Order
Rootin' Tootin' Rutabaga Realness
 
Pair it with boots, spurs, or a nice vinaigrette. Because if fruit can be cowboy-coded, it’s high time vegetables had their moment in the sun (and then got lightly sautéed).
 
DETAILS:
mother of pearl buttons
fringe details in front and back
linen blend
slightly cropped fit. Refer closely to measurements.
Size up if you want a looser fit.
Size up 2-3 sizes if you want a more "men's" or "unisex" fit
 
Live models shown wearing a size S.
 
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At the moment we only have limited sizing and stock available. So don't hestitate to order or these WILL sell out