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I think this one is funny because it sounds really hard and menacing, but it's also for slowpokes who are filled with fear. Everyone should be filled with fear, and this sticker might help. These 10" x 3" stickers are screen-printed on highly durable vinyl!

 

They should endure all of your complicated and masterful vehicular maneuvers.  They should withstand all the rigours of your dangerous and mysterious vehicular ramblings.

 

Made in Canada

You Can't Outrun Death" Bumper Sticker - Arcane Bullshit -

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