Ever had a crappy day? Now you can turn it into high fashion! Inspired by a real-life SHITuation, this Pooping Pigeons Fascinator Headband is a campy conversation starter that’s equal parts couture and comedy.
 
Handmade by Fab Hatters, a female- and minority-owned small business in Los Angeles (est. 2013), this head-turning design is guaranteed to make people stop, stare, and squawk with laughter.
 
✨ The Design
Two lightweight, realistic pigeons perch on a wide black headband, looking perfectly innocent… until you notice the stream of bird poop trailing from one.
Accented with faux bird droppings made from resin, glitter, pigments, and faux pearls for that extra oh no, they didn’t touch.
 
Choose from:
Regular Version: Pigeon feathers printed photorealistically on cardstock for wings and tails.
Deluxe Upgrade: Hand-painted feather details for a fancier flock.
 
🕊️ Why You’ll Love It
Handmade with love in Los Angeles, California.
Lightweight and comfortable enough to wear all night (whether you’re at a costume party, drag brunch, art show, or just want to be the flyest at the bar).
Pairs hilariously with paint-splattered or food-stained clothes—claim it’s fashion, darling! instead of an accident.
Too much for you? Don’t worry—poop-free pigeons are available upon request.
 
🌟 Fab Extras
Ask about matching faux Bakelite jewelry to complete your “bird attack couture” look.
Handmade to order, so every headband is slightly unique—just like real pigeon poop, no two splats are the same!
Fast shipping! Most orders ship out within 1–4 business days so you can be pooping-in-style ASAP.
 
This is one of our campiest, boldest, most shit-tacular creations. Perfect for performers, pranksters, surrealists, or anyone who wants to make a statement that’s truly for the birds.
 
So—are you ready to embrace your inner SHITHEAD and wear the most unforgettable accessory of the season?