Erstwilder's "Condiment" Launch Details - 6:30pm PDT

N. Fang
4 days ago
2 min read

Our sweetest, spiciest and sauciest collection yet!

Our upcoming Condiments collection celebrates the sauces, spreads and seasonings that shape how we snack, share and savour food.

Team Tomato Sauce? A die-hard Dijon devotee? Whether you’re a classic condiment connoisseur, or live life on the edge and like to experiment (soy sauce and vanilla ice cream anyone?!) whatever your preference, we have pieces that perfectly match your personal taste.

A little bit quirky and 100% fabulous, watch the reveal video and scroll down for extra photography and product details.

We are carrying the ENTIRE collection, EXCEPT Seasoned to Perfection Enamel Pin.

⚠️To be transparent, I only ordered 1-2 of the enamel pins, Seasoned to Perfection Brooch, The Dijon Effect Brooch, The Daily Grind Drop Earrings. The rest of the designs I got a decent amount.

And yes, we’re going live at the exact same time as the global release. Please note the time adjustment due to daylights saving time.

MON 20 OCT

EAST COAST, US/CA 9:30PM EDT

CENTRAL, US/CA 8:30PM CDT

MOUNTAIN, US/CA 7:30PM MDT

WEST COAST, US/CA 6:30PM PDT

⚠️To be transparent, I only ordered 1-2 each of the earrings and I have 3 or less of the Mushroom, Chili Charmer, & Radish Remedy brooches.

⚠️ Heads up: The prices in Erstwilder’s video are in AUD. Here at Fab Hatters we charge in good ol’ USD.

Below is the RRP pricelist in $USD.

But why stop at brooches? If you're a foodie fashionista, check out our Sriracha Chili Headband & other food inspired headpieces!

Feeling Saucy? Look sizzling in our Hot Dog Bikini shirts here.

💪 More of a health nut? Flex those biceps in our brand new Gym Rat shirts here.🌭

If you really want to be the main course, we’ve got the full line of vegetable-print linen apparel by cult-favorite Fashion Brand Company. It’s farmer’s market chic, darling—veggies never looked so va-va-voom.

🍆 And if you want to go full unhinged and unsubtle, we’ve got you covered:

Cheeky Eggplant Sunglasses here—retro cat-eyes dripping with pearl teardrops.
Eggplant Emoji Headbands here—because sometimes subtlety is overrated.

Perfect for anyone who isn’t afraid to go BOLD (and maybe make grandma blush at Sunday dinner).

👜 And since you’ll need somewhere to stash all those radishes, we just added new tote bags to the shop—including our Ham Bags & delightfully rude Scum Bags by Arcane Bullshit. Perfect for carting your kale (or your questionable life choices) around the farmer’s market. Browse them here.

And because no balanced diet is complete without a little extra something special, don’t forget our other fruit and veggie jewelry delights by Luxulite—including enough eggplant jewelry to make your emoji blush. 🍆😉

🪱 And hey—what makes your garden grow? WORMS! We’ve gone full wiggle-mode and added a bunch of worm merch to the shop:

Cowboy Worm Hair Claws here 🪱🤠
Worm totes & grub totes (because who wouldn’t want to carry groceries in a worm bag?)
And SO. MUCH. WORM. Jewelry & bumper stickers here!