In Praise of Veg Collection & Other Store News

🥦🥕 Veg Out, Fab Hatters Style! 🌽🍆

Sound the dinner bell, darlings—Fab Hatters is serving up a full plate of kitsch! We’re absolutely tickled tomato-red to announce that we’ll be stocking the Erstwilder's “In Praise of Veg” jewelry collection.

We are carrying the ENTIRE collection except for the avocado mirror and the following enamel pins: Broccoli & Avocado.

And yes, we’re going live at the exact same time as the global release

Tuesday, Sept 30 at

West Coast 7:30pm PDT.

EAST COAST, US/CA 10:30PM EDT

CENTRAL, US/CA 9:30PM CDT

MOUNTAIN, US/CA 8:30PM MDT

This collection is a full-on produce parade—brooches, necklaces, and earrings that make your five-a-day fabulous. Designed with the incredible food writer Alice Zaslavsky, these bite-sized beauties will have you feeling like a snack (literally).

⚠️To be transparent, I only ordered 1-2 each of the earrings and I have 3 or less of the Mushroom, Chili Charmer, & Radish Remedy brooches. (I bought A LOT of the Beets though).

⚠️ Heads up: The prices in Erstwilder’s video are in AUD. Here at Fab Hatters we charge in good ol’ USD.

Below is the RRP pricelist in $USD.

In Praise of Veg RRP.pdf

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But why stop at broccoli? If you really want to be the main course, we’ve got the full line of vegetable-print linen apparel by cult-favorite Fashion Brand Company. It’s farmer’s market chic, darling—veggies never looked so va-va-voom.

🍆 And if you want to go full unhinged and unsubtle, we’ve got you covered:

• Cheeky Eggplant Sunglasses here—retro cat-eyes dripping with pearl teardrops.

• Eggplant Emoji Headbands here—because sometimes subtlety is overrated.

Perfect for anyone who isn’t afraid to go BOLD (and maybe make grandma blush at Sunday dinner).

💪 More of a health nut? Flex those biceps in our brand new Gym Rat shirts here.🌭

Didn’t eat your veggies? No worries, fake it ‘til you make it in our sizzling Hot Dog Bikini shirts here.

👜 And since you’ll need somewhere to stash all those radishes, we just added new tote bags to the shop—including our Ham Bags & delightfully rude Scum Bags by Arcane Bullshit. Perfect for carting your kale (or your questionable life choices) around the farmer’s market. Browse them here.

And because no balanced diet is complete without a little extra something special, don’t forget our other fruit and veggie jewelry delights by Luxulite—including enough eggplant jewelry to make your emoji blush. 🍆😉

🪱 And hey—what makes your garden grow? WORMS! We’ve gone full wiggle-mode and added a bunch of worm merch to the shop:

• Cowboy Worm Hair Claws here 🪱🤠

• Worm totes & grub totes (because who wouldn’t want to carry groceries in a worm bag?)

• And SO. MUCH. WORM. Jewelry & bumper stickers here!

It’s squirmy, it’s silly, it’s soil chic—perfect for worming your way into compliments.

🚚 Oh, and dessert? FREE domestic shipping on jewelry orders $75+—no code needed, honey!

So grab your grocery tote (bonus points if it says Scum Bag), and mark your calendars. This veggie extravaganza launches at Fab Hatters the very same moment it hits the rest of the world: Sept 30 at 7:30pm PDT. Don’t be a slowpoke—peas out, sprouts!

👉 Shop the Fab Feast Here